was my second day on the burger. Gave the 8 pm and there was no customer. The place was completely empty. The boss had come to look not to the internet and had left me alone.
Murphy's Law, Article 746: If this is your second day working in a burger and leave you a customer will come only and just asking what you do not you can do.
Indeed, two girls came and asked me a coffee late. I could not order a burger and around the world.
After doing the typical joke "That's like a normal cafe, but later no?" And see who did not laugh I told him to come up and sit upstairs because my colleague down invisible was about to clean. I had to buy time.
I stayed a while looking at the coffee machine. I had a thousand buttons and all equal. They could make it more intuitive? "Cafe late click here" ?. It's like computers. Mistakes are always "Fatal error in line # 32252" but would be much easier if the error directly said "You just screw up the printer" .
picked up a cartridge of coffee, and put it press a button. Came a jet black that smelled of coffee. Well Javi ... and have coffee in a cup. Now you just have to turn it into Late. Was not sugar, and I was getting nervous. Nor was milk white or cream or anything that would give better color. I could not think more, the girls wore too much time waiting. In short, it was the nerves? The feeling to be screwing up? I do not know, but I got chocolate and put a couple of tablespoons. At least "chocolate" ends with "late" I thought.
Subi the chocolate and coffee with my best smile services while that said "Sorry, we have run out of milk for lattes, but I bring you a CHOCO-COFFEEEEEE, on the house ! . She grabbed the cup full of lumps, the observed long time and took a sip. Coughed a little. Then I said very politely:
"Hey, I noticed an accent, where are you?"
After a quarter of an hour talking exchanged smiles and gave me his phone. Scroll down for continued attention to potential clients and she stayed up until I closed the bar. He asked me to call him and go away with a smile. Ole ole ole. The choco-coffee. Made in spain.
subi As for cleaning I saw that the cafe was full. There was only given a couple of sips. I decided to try it myself and found that the choco-coffee was the most disgusting that you can put in a glass after poop.
If I were her I would also request the phone, but to denounce.
Anyway, Merry Christmas! ;)
Anyway, Merry Christmas! ;)
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