wore 5 months traveling and wanted to rest, so I decided to find a job that does more to reach Australia. Four days after landing in Sydney had clinched a spot in the burger most coveted one of the most famous beaches in the city. I think little late in getting the job thanks to my super capacity as public relations, my blue steel look y. .. $ 10,000 in debt that the owner needs to pay as soon as possible.
But not everything was going to be easy. The first day of work was a surprise. I imagined handing burgers and amazing smiles to girls wanting to try, literally, my flesh. That deluded.
Upon arrival burger to send me the back, a kitchen of those who appear in the horror movies and make me a stupid question: - you know chicken hammering?
- Sure, I guess you put the hammer on the table firmly in place and then hit the chicken several times until you get pancake shape of the hammer (smile, wink and click with the tongue).
That just what I thought. I will only take the chicken and hammered him. As I did I realized that I had done a stupid question but a question in disguise. It was just an order. Just like when your mother was saying for the third time and with a smile, dubbed the "affection, you'll pick up your room?".
But hammering chickens and stay deaf noise was not the worst of the day. Guests began to arrive. And I had to be a waiter because the chicken was already flat. Listen to the boss screaming my name (or something) and went quickly to see what I wanted.
- Give me love, he says, looking up to the second floor. I had a plate in his hand
- Sorry? What? "Replied terrified.
front of me had 120 kilos of hamburguesera lady, famous for his constant bad mood.
- Give me love up! Quick! "He says, gives me the plate and points to the stairs.
- Sorry? What? "Replied terrified.
front of me had 120 kilos of hamburguesera lady, famous for his constant bad mood.
- Give me love up! Quick! "He says, gives me the plate and points to the stairs.
. The names of the burgers are these:
DAME AMOR / Bite / SALTAME ... etc.
DAME AMOR / Bite / SALTAME ... etc.
So the worst of the day was to get up in the chaos and shouting
- who has called R DA LOVE ME?
- who has called R DA LOVE ME?
And then you realize you've got an R treacherous. Nerves? The language? The rush? And do not care. At least the food supply with a laugh as a gift.
names are ridiculous, but today I can say we cook some delicious burgers, we make people laugh and love we shared a lot. I'm pretty happy. Besides, how many times you can watch a stranger in the eye and say "Bite me, enjoy!".
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