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From Australia, Sydney - Happy new year mate

Sydney's fireworks are amazing. Since my camera is unable to record anything at night I leave here an official video.

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From Australia, Sydney - Article 746 of Murphy's Law

was my second day on the burger. Gave the 8 pm and there was no customer. The place was completely empty. The boss had come to look not to the internet and had left me alone.

Murphy's Law, Article 746: If this is your second day working in a burger and leave you a customer will come only and just asking what you do not you can do.

Indeed, two girls came and asked me a coffee late. I could not order a burger and around the world.

After doing the typical joke "That's like a normal cafe, but later no?" And see who did not laugh I told him to come up and sit upstairs because my colleague down invisible was about to clean. I had to buy time.

I stayed a while looking at the coffee machine. I had a thousand buttons and all equal. They could make it more intuitive? "Cafe late click here" ?. It's like computers. Mistakes are always "Fatal error in line # 32252" but would be much easier if the error directly said "You just screw up the printer" .

picked up a cartridge of coffee, and put it press a button. Came a jet black that smelled of coffee. Well Javi ... and have coffee in a cup. Now you just have to turn it into Late. Was not sugar, and I was getting nervous. Nor was milk white or cream or anything that would give better color. I could not think more, the girls wore too much time waiting. In short, it was the nerves? The feeling to be screwing up? I do not know, but I got chocolate and put a couple of tablespoons. At least "chocolate" ends with "late" I thought.

Subi the chocolate and coffee with my best smile services while that said "Sorry, we have run out of milk for lattes, but I bring you a CHOCO-COFFEEEEEE, on the house ! . She grabbed the cup full of lumps, the observed long time and took a sip. Coughed a little. Then I said very politely:

"Hey, I noticed an accent, where are you?"

After a quarter of an hour talking exchanged smiles and gave me his phone. Scroll down for continued attention to potential clients and she stayed up until I closed the bar. He asked me to call him and go away with a smile. Ole ole ole. The choco-coffee. Made in spain.

subi As for cleaning I saw that the cafe was full. There was only given a couple of sips. I decided to try it myself and found that the choco-coffee was the most disgusting that you can put in a glass after poop.

If I were her I would also request the phone, but to denounce.
Anyway, Merry Christmas! ;)

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From Australia, Sydney - Give me love! Video compilation of Asia

wore 5 months traveling and wanted to rest, so I decided to find a job that does more to reach Australia. Four days after landing in Sydney had clinched a spot in the burger most coveted one of the most famous beaches in the city. I think little late in getting the job thanks to my super capacity as public relations, my blue steel look y. .. $ 10,000 in debt that the owner needs to pay as soon as possible.

But not everything was going to be easy. The first day of work was a surprise. I imagined handing burgers and amazing smiles to girls wanting to try, literally, my flesh. That deluded.

Upon arrival burger to send me the back, a kitchen of those who appear in the horror movies and make me a stupid question:
- you know chicken hammering?
- Sure, I guess you put the hammer on the table firmly in place and then hit the chicken several times until you get pancake shape of the hammer (smile, wink and click with the tongue).

That just what I thought. I will only take the chicken and hammered him. As I did I realized that I had done a stupid question but a question in disguise. It was just an order. Just like when your mother was saying for the third time and with a smile, dubbed the "affection, you'll pick up your room?".

But hammering chickens and stay deaf noise was not the worst of the day. Guests began to arrive. And I had to be a waiter because the chicken was already flat. Listen to the boss screaming my name (or something) and went quickly to see what I wanted.

- Give me love, he says, looking up to the second floor. I had a plate in his hand
- Sorry? What? "Replied terrified.

front of me had 120 kilos of hamburguesera lady, famous for his constant bad mood.

- Give me love up! Quick! "He says, gives me the plate and points to the stairs.

Indeed

. The names of the burgers are these:
DAME AMOR / Bite / SALTAME ... etc.

So the worst of the day was to get up in the chaos and shouting
- who has called R DA LOVE ME?

And then you realize you've got an R treacherous. Nerves? The language? The rush? And do not care. At least the food supply with a laugh as a gift.

names are ridiculous, but today I can say we cook some delicious burgers, we make people laugh and love we shared a lot. I'm pretty happy. Besides, how many times you can watch a stranger in the eye and say "Bite me, enjoy!".

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Javichu Magnifico video, just to not forget.
See you in Argentina!

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From India, Rishikesh -

The India I was disappointed. Maybe my expectations were very high. Other tourists had told me it was a very spiritual place, unlike any other, but come only saw the same as in the rest of Asia: people trying to do business. But the rest of Asia smells much better.

also is a country with many contradictions.

The first major contradiction I saw is to not use his left hand to eat (hand they use to clean their private parts). However, can be used for cooking. So, what you eat to the point right? I would prefer that comierais with both hands and just make my salad with the right hand!

The second major contradiction are the hundreds of cows in the cities. But you can not kill them you can stick with a stick if they come to your place of salesman. You can not eat because they are the sacred, but the country is starving. It is sad and ironic to see cows everywhere and a lot of starving people around who can not eat them.

The third major contradiction is the religious business. Talking about God is great, but talking about money is much better. I do not blame the religion does not eat and these people are poor. Making religion a business is not their fault, but ours.

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foreigners who want to experience what the author of "Eat, pray and love" lived, they need spiritual guidance, or seeking to find themselves. Then comes an Indian who speaks English, wears a turban and a robe and begins to preach nonsense. As demand increases and the scammers are doing much better marketing the monks you can guess who wins most of the cake. And how expensive is the cake!

Anyway, I think I came with expectations too high, and traveling a bit like going to the movies: the more you expect from a movie more likely you are to disappoint you.

So I think India is a destination to consider if you want to see something culturally different from Europe or the rest of Asia, but it is a culture that I particularly do not I was hooked.

continue the journey!

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Final Journey From India, Jaisalmer - Travel by camel through the desert

camel journey had begun. We had two days ahead.

We were in the desert.

One hour after starting the trip, I and my camel, named CONQUEROR (by the close resemblance which its owner had to) we were fed up with the bell Passerieu dromedary (named HEAVY). Not stopped ringing since we rode and got along and 2 hours away, so I asked the guide to solve the problem.

The guide stopped the convoy, and remained thoughtful for a while. Then put face to have a great idea, approached a large pile of camel poop dry half, grabbed a piece and put the stool in Passerieu bell. No hands are clean. Dromedary grabbed the reins of leader and we set off again.

A few minutes Later we stopped to eat in the desert.
- Who will cook?
-ask - I-replied the guide while kneading bread by hand a few minutes ago had sunk in poop.
- Ya ... be sure to wipe the pan, we like very fried.

- Really?
- Oh yes yes ... Imagine a piece of carbon tasteless, totally spent, and when you think you can not burn again, let it fry another 5 minutes.

- And you want to salsa? He asked as he reached into the curry

- Nooooo stop reaching into my friend everywhere! You've cleaned even a little?

- De salsa?
- De shit!

Nobody died. Nobody

grabbed any disease.

Nobody brought thick sheets or coat and at night we are frozen.

The truth is that I had a great time and travel by camel is an experience.

never forget this trip. If you go to India I recommend it;)